Nonsensical Christmas: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Check out the lyrics to this classic Christmas song below:

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought I was tucked
Up in my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!

So... yeah. Does this strike anyone else as inappropriate for the holidays? It's billed as a sweet little song for the kids. "Oh, isn't that cute? That child doesn't get that Santa actually is her father!"

But look closer - that kid was tucked into bed hours ago! He/she had to creep down the stairs to spy on the shinanigans happening on the first floor. This begs the question: Why is Dad still dressed up as Santa if all the kids are asleep? It must be for Mom's benefit. Ick. Read between the lines - there's some weird sex thing happening in this house.

Mom seems to have some issues. I guess the follow up song will be called "I saw mommy talking to a therapist last night." Another event the kid should have just staying in their room for.

Merry Christmas! Love you all!