So, the big zombie pub crawl happened last weekend in the Twin Cities. The streets ran red with fake, homeade blood. It's quite an interesting social phenomena, and...
AAAHHH!!!
Awe, crap. My hand just died. That totally sucks! I use that thing a lot. I didn't see it happen, but I'm leaning towards murder.
Wait... did that thing just move? I thought I saw... oh well. It can't be.
Well I didn't imagine that! My had lives! Oh, thank God. That was going to be a huge life change for me, and I'm not always great at huge life changes.
Is it just me, or is this thing starting to look a little... unnatural? No... no way. It can't be. My hand is totally undead! Are you telling me I've got to walk around with a zombie hand??? That's just great.
Geez! Dial it back a little, hand. You don't even have a mouth - why are you trying to eat my brain? I'll have to check back with y'all in a bit to see how this deal's going to play out. Happy Halloween!
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